40 Cat Quotes That Are Brutally True

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There are hundreds of cat quotes available on the Internet but here you can read the one carefully selected by CATSOME. What I like about quotes is that they are often so true. A list of the best cat quotes that are also brutally true quotes and some of them can easilly make you laugh. We hope you will enjoy the list!

40 Cat Quotes That Are Brutally True


1. Time spent with cats is never wasted. Sigmund Freud

2. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. Ellen Perry Berkeley

3. Any household with at least one feline member has no need for an alarm clock. Louise A. Belcher

4. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. Garrison Keillor

5. Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. Joseph Wood Krutch

6. In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. Terry Pratchett

7. Cats have it all; admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. Rod McKuen

8. Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched. Miguel de Cervantes

9. The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone

10. I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. Bill Dana

11. A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. Hazel Nicholson

12. One cat just leads to another. Ernest Hemingway

13. Intelligence in the cat is underrated. Louis Wain

14. Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. Jim Davis

15. A cat has absolute emotional honesty; human beings, for one reason or another, may
hide their feelings, but a cat does not. Ernest Hemingway

16. Dogs eat. Cats dine. Ann Taylor

17. Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. James Herriot

18. I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul. Jean Cocteau

19. People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. Faith Resnick

20. The cat is above all things, a dramatist. Margaret Benson

21. Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. Stephen Baker

22. People meeting for the first time suddenly relax if they find they both have cats. And plunge into anecdote. Charlotte Gray

23. In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. Rosanne Amberson

24. I’ve met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. Hippolyte Taine

25. The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. Ogden Nash

26. People who love cats have some of the biggest hearts around. Susan Easterly

27. There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. Wesley Bates

28. It always gives me a shiver when I see a cat seeing what I can’t see. Eleanor Farjeon

29. Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. Robertson Davies

30. If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave. Theophile Gautier

31. The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. Jules Renard 

32. You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. Jane Pauley

33. The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. Lynn M. Osband

34. The key to a successful new relationship between a cat and human is patience. Susan Easterly

35. A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there’s not a thing you can do about it. Frank Perkins

36. The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. Mark Twain

37. If you would know what a cat is thinking about, you must hold its paw in your hand for a long time. Jules Champfleury

38. A cat allows you to sleep on the bed. On the edge. Jenny de Vries

39. All cats like being the focus of attention. Peter Gray

40. A meow massages the heart. Stuart McMillan

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